I am looking for a job. Writing is fun, but doesn’t buy you any meal. Teaching Italian is also fun, but it doesn’t buy you much either. So I am checking the ads everyday, hoping to come across the job of my dreams. Which probably, by definition, only exists in my own imagination. That’s how [...]
Archive for December, 2009
Job wanted
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged ad, Business, funny, israel, job, job wanted, salary, Tel Aviv, weird, work on 29/12/2009 | Leave a Comment »
Excuse my baldness
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Ashkenazi Jews, bald, Baldness, Health, hormones, israel, precocius, processed food, shampoo on 27/12/2009 | 2 Comments »
In a recent post about this beautiful Hebrew language, I was discussing how fast street idioms evolve and age. Do you remember the expression tered li mi ha karakha (lit. “get off my baldness” as in “leave me alone”)? Well, I might have found out why it is not so popular anymore. I had an [...]
Christmas in Israel
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Bethlehem, celebrations, christmas, cultural differences, different religions, israel, mass, party, tolerance, West Bank on 25/12/2009 | 1 Comment »
I suspect there might be a little confusion around the subject of Christmas in Israel. If names like Bethlehem and Nazareth are highly evocative for the many Christians around the world, a tourist coming to Israel hoping to find an enhanced version of Christmas celebrations will be inevitably disappointed. Christmas day is just another working [...]
Nu, die: how to sound Israeli
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Hebrew language, israel, Language, Lonely Planet, Slang on 23/12/2009 | 3 Comments »
Image via Wikipedia Part of the struggle of an immigrant to fit in any society is mastering the language. You might be good in grammar and have a decent accent, but until you integrate some of the street slang, you are doomed to get singled out as a foreigner. Ulpan schooling is not always fit [...]
Oh Christmas tree
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Add new tag, Bethlehem, Christian, Christmas tree, israel, Jerusalem, Judaism, madonnaro, palestinian on 20/12/2009 | 2 Comments »
I have just come to know that next week the Jerusalem Municipality will distribute free Christmas trees to the Christian residents of Jerusalem. I missed my chance! I already bought a Christmas tree (plastic) and matching decoration in Bethlehem, on my visit last week. It was a bit silly to drag around the tree all [...]
10 things I hate about Israel
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged august, bicycle lane, hate, hummus, israel, life guards, shamelessness, SUV, tap water, Tel Aviv, yelling on 18/12/2009 | 3 Comments »
I must admit after my last post (10 things I love about Israel) made the blog stats jump from an average of two readers a day to eighteen (18!), I almost fell off the chair. Someone out there loves Israel, or loves to read something positive about Israel. Since after love comes hate, I wonder [...]
Made in Israel
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged discoveries, hi-tech, israel, Jewish state, nobel prize, positive facts, records, scientific, scientific achievements, solar panels on 07/12/2009 | 1 Comment »
After being quite critical about my newly adopted little country (see the last post about how badly Israelis drive), I feel time has come to bring out some positive facts about Israel. The Israeli state is a young, somehow naive and exuberant little fellow. Incredible progress has been made in the scientific and cultural field [...]
